Greetings, Earthlings.
I am no tree. Nor am I an ent. Nor, as a matter of fact, am I an alien.
I am, to be short, a human.
Shocking.
Die, potato!
Forgive my randomness, it's probably due to my elephant. He lives in the backyard.
He stinks the whole place up.
Anyway, here's a little about me. I'm schizophrenic (don't believe him) and have a mild case of OCD, which for those of you who don't know means Obsessed with Cuddly Dinosaurs.
Ha ha, just being serious.
I also enjoy writing. Short stories are my speciality, and I might post one or two, if you would care to read the product of a currently fifteen-year-old who can't even drive.
Enjoy the rest of your stay, would you like some more tequila?
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